"I’m not assigning any homework tonight…"
"…so that you can study for the test I’m giving you tomorrow."
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
AIR FORCE HUA
This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen
My outfit for finals week
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
imagine eating one of those in public. you make eye contact with someone. lick it a couple more times. swirl your tongue around. AND THEN YOU BITE IT IN HALF.
tumblr is such an interesting place to look at in public
IM AT A F*CKING DOG BAR!